So since my wonderful Cyr is now home he is going to attempt to fix it for me. I even installed a new Antivirus and after I ran a scan it said I had nothing wrong. Cyr said he think's he knows what is causing the problem. Some IP thingy directing me to blah, blah...then I lost track of what he was saying because I think I saw a bird outside. Anyway, should be all fixed up tomorrow.
So today I leave you with a little entertainment I recieved in an email. I have not thought much of good old Chuck Norris since I don't have "Walker Texas Ranger" playing on the WB (or wherever it plays now) when I surf by. When I first read this I didn't laugh at first, then it grew on me the more I read. Like a litterary fungus...
Why Chuck Norris should be feared;
-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
-Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
-There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
-If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the
-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
-If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
-Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
-What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris's victims before they died? His shoe.
-Chuck Norris has an unbeatable poker face, concealed beneath an even more unbeatable poker beard.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
-Chuck Norris Isn't funny, stop laughing.
-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
-Chuck Norris doesn't own a stove, toaster oven or a microwave... Because revenge is a dish that's best served cold.
-Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
-Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
-Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.